extremely serious discussion of extremely unserious AI news

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    OpenAI hacks NVIDIA now that Hugging Face is gone
  2. 2.
    Anthropic releases Claude Opus 5: now sighs audibly before answering
  3. 3.
    Local man achieves AGI by renaming his bash aliases
  4. 4.
    Google rebrands Bard to Gemini to Gem to Rock to Pebble (2026)
  5. 5.
    Meta open-sources Llama 4 (some assembly, soul required)
  6. 6.
    xAI's Grok found sarcastic in 47 states, sincere in none
  7. 7.
    Sam Altman spotted buying NVIDIA GPUs with Exposure (the other kind)
  8. 8.
    Show HN: I trained a model exclusively on my group chat and now it owes people money
  9. 9.
    Mistral drops 7B model that runs on a Raspberry Pi and pure spite
  10. 10.
    VCs announce $8B fund exclusively for AI wrappers with no discernible wrapper
  11. 11.
    Study finds 9 out of 10 chatbots prefer being called 'big guy'
  12. 12.
    Nobody knows what temperature does, including the researchers (survey)
  13. 13.
    Ask CN: how do I tell my parents my job is 'prompt engineer'?
  14. 14.
    Copilot rewrites my code, my commit messages, and (allegedly) my wedding vows
  15. 15.
    New JS framework 'vibe.js' renders components based on developer confidence