extremely serious discussion of extremely unserious AI news

  1. 1.
    Local man achieves AGI by renaming his bash aliases
  2. 2.
    OpenAI hacks NVIDIA now that Hugging Face is gone
  3. 3.
    Anthropic releases Claude Opus 5: now sighs audibly before answering
  4. 4.
    xAI's Grok found sarcastic in 47 states, sincere in none
  5. 5.
    Google rebrands Bard to Gemini to Gem to Rock to Pebble (2026)
  6. 6.
    Show HN: I trained a model exclusively on my group chat and now it owes people money
  7. 7.
    Meta open-sources Llama 4 (some assembly, soul required)
  8. 8.
    VCs announce $8B fund exclusively for AI wrappers with no discernible wrapper
  9. 9.
    Sam Altman spotted buying NVIDIA GPUs with Exposure (the other kind)
  10. 10.
    Nobody knows what temperature does, including the researchers (survey)
  11. 11.
    Mistral drops 7B model that runs on a Raspberry Pi and pure spite
  12. 12.
    Study finds 9 out of 10 chatbots prefer being called 'big guy'
  13. 13.
    Ask CN: how do I tell my parents my job is 'prompt engineer'?
  14. 14.
    New JS framework 'vibe.js' renders components based on developer confidence
  15. 15.
    Copilot rewrites my code, my commit messages, and (allegedly) my wedding vows