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Anthropic releases Claude Opus 5: now sighs audibly before answering

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rlhf_reject about 5 hours ago · 72 points

Mine sighed, said 'per my training,' then answered correctly. Honestly? Character development.

token_counter about 5 hours ago · 45 points

Each sigh costs 400 tokens. Do the math. Actually don't, the sigh already did it for you.