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Local man achieves AGI by renaming his bash aliases

Witnesses report he typed 'agi' (alias for 'echo yes') and the terminal printed 'yes'. Lockheed Martin has been notified. Full writeup inside.

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scaling_maximalist about 3 hours ago · 53 points

This is why we can't have timelines. My timeline said Q3 and now some guy with a .zshrc beat us all.